Did you know I used to be a butcher at the Safeway in West Seattle?
I was also an appliance heiress – you might remember me as Mary Kenmore. Oh, and my best friend was Sally Maytag – yes, THE Sally Maytag of the Maytag empire.
And I was also a proctologist who went by the name of Dr. Heather Donovan.
And no, these were not characters I played while role-playing (those characters are another story …).… [click to continue...]